In the name of Our Lord, Jesus H. Christ, Does watching JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR fulfill church obligations?

Every Easter, instead of going to church, I religiously watch my DVD copy of the 2001 version of JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR (with Jerome Pardone as Judas!) and my copy of GODSPELL. I was wondering if the knee-benders out there think that this would fulfill the religious requirement to attend church during this glorious and happy Resurrection Festival time. I know A CHRISTMAS STORY fulfills the obligation at Christmas time, but what about these two great movies and Easter? Are they holy enough to count?